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Wednesday, May 16, 2007

Can the Catchphrase Stay in Vegas?

In an unembarrassed failure of imagination, 20th Century Fox has announced it's going to begin production on a film set in Las Vegas titled, you guessed it, "What Happens In Vegas..." Now, you and I know that product and even place marketing and the film industry have a long history together, but actually using an advertising slogan as the title of a movie is, I don't know, crass, even for Las Vegas and Hollywood. Ripping off catchphrases is the provenance of B-movies, and even then it's just for the film's tagline, not its title. And creating films explicitly as marketing ventures for corporate entities used to be the provenance of people like Michael Bay (TRANSFORMERS 7-4-7!) and the three-headed beast of Matthew Modine-Paul Reiser-Randy Quaid (Bye Bye Love, which is set almost exclusively in a McDonald's, if you forgot about that masterpiece.)

"What Happens in Vegas" (I can guess without even reading a plot summary: drinking, gambling, marriage, possibly interaction with strippers and/or Mafioso) will star two paragons of artistic integrity, Cameron Diaz and Ashton Kutchner. What I really want to know is, what's next in this creative vein? Will Demi Moore grab the lead role as a corporate chocolatier in a movie set in Derry Township, PA (home of Hershey's) called "Where It's Just Sweeter"? Josh Hartnett in a revenge drama set in Quebec called "I Remember (All the Wrongs Done to Me)" (Seriously, that's the motto, click the link and scroll down to Quebec.)

Just thought you'd want to know.

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