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Wednesday, May 30, 2007

Built for Manly Exertions


Well, this exists.

Also: these things are not cheap!

Some highlights:

  • Warning: Buying a Utilikilt may lead to feelings of smugness, freedom and absolute, unabashed manliness. We've got 7 styles of Utilikilts to cover your ass in every occasion. Stock up and donate your pants to the homeless.
  • The Workman's also has our Modesty Closure System. This is simply a snap at the bottom front of the kilt that can be snapped to the center back of the kilt, turning it into shorts! (It's a nice thing to do when your friend is standing below you holding the ladder!)
  • Built for manly exertions, the Spartan has more style than you've got energy.
  • The Tuxedo model kilt from Utilikilts is the way to make a tuxedo even classier!
  • And, regarding the "Leather" model: Pure sex, baby. Nuff said.
UPDATE: Also, this, from the "Leather" sales page: We had to redesign our whole pleating system to get it to work with this gorgeous material. The results? This Utilikilt is undoubtedly better hung than you are.

1 comment:

Seamus said...

I am no marketing genius but I can say that generally, I am not drawn to verbiage that highlights the fact that anything is better hung than I am. I like to think that my package "stands up" to just about anything --- emphasis being on "like".