Built for Manly Exertions
Well, this exists.
Also: these things are not cheap!
Some highlights:
- Warning: Buying a Utilikilt may lead to feelings of smugness, freedom and absolute, unabashed manliness. We've got 7 styles of Utilikilts to cover your ass in every occasion. Stock up and donate your pants to the homeless.
- The Workman's also has our Modesty Closure System. This is simply a snap at the bottom front of the kilt that can be snapped to the center back of the kilt, turning it into shorts! (It's a nice thing to do when your friend is standing below you holding the ladder!)
- Built for manly exertions, the Spartan has more style than you've got energy.
- The Tuxedo model kilt from Utilikilts is the way to make a tuxedo even classier!
- And, regarding the "Leather" model: Pure sex, baby. Nuff said.
1 comment:
I am no marketing genius but I can say that generally, I am not drawn to verbiage that highlights the fact that anything is better hung than I am. I like to think that my package "stands up" to just about anything --- emphasis being on "like".
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