Important Keith David/David Keith News
Keith ("There's Something About Mary") David will, unfortunately for us, be appearing in a movie we will intentionally not see (rather than the 600 or so movies he's been in that we unintentially missed by virtue of not having ever heard of them): the upcoming Larry the Cable Guy vehicle "Delta Farce," which comes attached with one of the most unimaginative taglines possible: "War isn't funny... but this movie is." Dubious claim, especially if you feel the need to make it so blatantly. I'm glad Keith got paid, though. I don't begrudge him that.
Through the character-actor looking glass to the considerably less exciting world of David ("Ernest Goes to School") Keith, we discover that David's next project is the widely anticipated Gary Busey "vehicle" "Succubus: HellBent." Lorenzo Lamas is also on board, so you know you'll see this one on your local CW affiliate at 2AM some Thursday night next year. Unbelievably (well, not really) this movie's tagline is more on-the-nose than Delta Farce's, and it seems like it might have been altered a bit after bumping up too close to a certain desert city's registered marketing catchphrase: "Sometimes what happens at Spring Break doesn't stay at Spring Break... it follows you home." If you go right home, that is. If you have a layover in Dallas/Ft. Worth, it follows you there but will usually get lost changing terminals.
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