Tough Jobs, Vol. 1

I bet this guy needed a couple martinis to unwind every day after work.

Ledur also said the employee's alcohol dependency had worsened in recent years and that even on vacation, the employee felt like drinking the same amount of beer he drank at work.

Most people drink at least twice as much on vacation than they do at work. (Twice as much, three times, pick a number: 2 x nothing is nothing.) So, relatively speaking, this guy was a pretty moderate vacationer.

NB to JCB: prepare your lawsuit. I think the precedent is set at at least $49K, here.