"Do You Have Nightmares About Pickles?"
Asked in all earnestness by one Maury Povich, who also instructs his guest that she's "going to have to confront them." And by "them," he means, "the pile of pickles my stage hands are carrying around on a deli tray." See for yourself.
The writers' strike is a lost cause: Television has peaked. You won't see anything this entertaining again, regardless of who writes what.